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Paul Frair IV, A&E Editor

I have decided to partially copy one of my peers (Who? You can guess, I ain’t tellin’), and decided to make an obnoxiously long rant about myself, and random bits here and there.
I am the occasional writer who covers various article topics (is there a discernible pattern in what? No! Of course not!), though mostly I have covered history… which isn’t very entertainment-y, nor artsy, but boring! (Exciting!) Though, unlike one of my peers, I am not allowed to yap to my heart’s content, primarily because I am a very aggressive listener, so aggressive that I will stare into your eyes and listen… passionately
Despite my aggressive listening, the few things I do say are ill-understood, since, as Leighya describes it “Paul, you talk in Times New Roman.” (I know this, and still do it.) Though, sometimes I do have little moments, I often talk about my delusions about “being an admiral to the Gallente Federation” or “I have bombed planets a couple times, residential districts are my first targets,” [I have not done these! Warmongering is not advised!] Alas, I don’t usually share these with my other peers, because, a certain someone talks *all* of the attention (I enjoy it regardless)… so, now, I’ve resorted to… no, no I won’t.
Anyways, you’ve probably hit a mental “grey” where you are definitely bored out of your mind, and guess who doesn’t even know the basic details of me?? You don’t! All I will say is- I’m a sophomore… a sophomore who doesn’t hang around his own grade…

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