Have you ever wondered what happens behind the scenes of our extremely serious and down to business tribune meetings? Well this list of quotes should just about sum it up. Enjoy Tribune: Behind the Scenes #2.
-“ Back up plan: We give everyone a loc of Winchester’s hair…” The Tribune is not a cult! I swear!
-“I ate a Hot Cheeto off the ground yesterday. No regrets.” There should be some regrets.
-“Article idea: How much can Chloe spin before she throws up?” The spinny chairs are fun, ok?
-“They say: Oh, it’s just my seasonal depression…you might just be depressed, babes.” I think I needed to hear that…
-“What I was saying before everyone interrupted me by talking about me browsing the milk section-” This has a secret meaning, I believe.
-“So, why are you cornering this kid?!” We write awesome articles and corner kids here at the Tiger Tribune.
-“Kindness is overrated.” Sometimes, I have to agree.
-“If you’re not kind, you’re not hot.” This should be on a t-shirt.
-“Lilly, I’m back on the streak… of sensei!” This sentence is physically hurting my brain.
-“Keanu Reeves isn’t hot.” YES. HE. IS. YOU INVALID.
-”I was making a McCabe impression!” Did you shave your head?
-” Go buzz your head!” Oh…I wasn’t serious in my last quote, geez…
-”I settle for weird. That’s why I’m friends with… you.” Wow. That cuts deep.
-” Winchester is talking about browsing some more.” Are we still talking about the milk section?
-”Look at my cow with a fat forehead!” How gorgeous…
-”Paul tried to shoot my cow!” Oh… oh wait…
-”They all looked like twin toddlers going to church for the first time.” That’s… descriptive…
-”Dang, I forgot her name. I’m even Facebook friends with her!” Mr. McCabe…?
-”Whenever someone starts chanting that, I’m reporting a cult.” There are more cult allegations than I thought…
-”We’re talking about golf! This is golf, dude!” Well obviously…
-”If I’m always filled with sadistic energy, why am I such a hater to…myself?” Isn’t that what sadistic energy is? Except for other people?
-”Of course, blondie couldn’t remember all of the recipes.” I’m taking personal offense to this one.
-”It hurts me more than it hurts you to keep these secrets.” This sounds like a 2000s drama.
-“Would Albert Einstein please step out?” I don’t know if this is a compliment or an insult.
-”I thought you would have all of the attributes of a popular blonde girl.” You did not. STOP STEREOTYPING US.
-”We should have dressed up as Ryann today.” Why?!
-”I get goosebumps on my head.” For the small bit of context that I have, I know Mr. McCabe said that.
-”Do not compare me to Old Yeller, again, Winchester.” What- does this person have rabies or something?!
-”You were frothing at the mouth during the footnote conversation.” Why is there so much rabies talk?!
