Hello, Dear Reader, and welcome back to the Roaroscope! Now, just as a warning before we continue, this is a fun article and should not be the basis of real-life decision making. And, for archiving purposes, the date that this horoscope remains accurate is through the week of 6/4/2025 – 6/11/2025. Thank you and enjoy your written, set-in-stone future!
Aries
Aries is in the Southern horizon, not near celestial bodies that may add to its motivation of change. Those with this star sign can expect to cut an assignment or personal deadline extremely close, with disastrous effects on time management as well as enjoyment of work. Those that prefer starting to finishing may hate their life for a few hours, but it only goes to show how important it is to get things done in moderation.
Taurus
Taurus is closest to the sun, the star for energy and recognition. Those with this star sign can expect to feel energized and ready to work on a project they have created for themselves. Whether it’s building something like art or fixing their relationship with a parent because they snapped at them during mid-quarter grades, Taurus can count on bigger motivation for it all.
Gemini
Gemini is overlapping with Jupiter, the planet of seized opportunities and favorable luck. Those with this star sign can expect to have a little mystery regarding someone or an object around them, which they will be more than willing to look through. The answer could be good, bad, sad, or anything in between, but the ever-curious Gemini will definitely get to the bottom of it with Jupiter’s luck.
Cancer
Cancer is currently in the Eastern horizon, where it may brood on past events in solitude. Those with this star sign can expect to have a conflict in the near future that they will hold onto for much longer than the fight itself lasts. Whether it’s important to keep hold of it to protect your boundaries, or you just don’t feel like you got enough words in, it’s important to not let that affect your mental state regarding enjoyment of things.
Leo
Leo is currently in the Northern horizon, closest to Mars, the planet of passionate emotions and fight-or-flight response. Those with this star sign can expect to mix with their preconceived pride and carry it into battle, regardless of its real weight. Even a push in the hallway or an airy word can launch them to the offensive. They can expect to be unable to admit wrongdoing, and it’s important to try to, um, use Freshman Success conflict resolution steps! (Shoot, that doesn’t sound like a fortune teller’s words, but… just remember that there are other perspectives.)
Virgo
Virgo is currently closest to waxing gibbous moon, and we all know what the moon is so I’m not going to explain it. Associated with a time of intense energy, planning, and refinement. Those with this star sign can expect to have an event in the near or relatively near future that they need to practice a lot for. Those with this star sign can expect to have the motivation to do so, and hopefully (though no guarantees) knock it out of the park when the time comes, as long as they are able to keep with it.
Libra
Libra is currently in the Northern Horizon, far away from celestial bodies that can respond to contact. Those with this star sign can expect to feel temporarily ‘ghosted’ with the amount of responses their messages are getting. For someone who enjoys company quite a lot, this may be quite devastating. Fortunately, it may be that your friends are busy, and you may just have to wait.
Scorpio
Scorpio is currently in the Northern horizon, far from stars or planets that it can practice understanding. Those with this star sign can expect to misread someone completely with a certain situation in the near future. Whether they are nicer, had better intentions than you suspected, or completely the opposite, this may feel as though it reflects on you, but there’s no need to worry. Everyone makes mistakes, especially with assumptions, and even the most practiced reader occasionally uncovers a completely different person.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius is right in the Western horizon, with no bodies to keep its decisions in check. Those with this star sign can expect to undergo a very impulsive decision regarding someone else, which will deeply affect their relationship with that person. Whether it strengthens it or weakens it will come to light, but it may not be something they would do if they thought through it first. Be careful with jumping to conclusions or following impulses, especially if it has the chance to break relationships.
Capricorn
Capricorn is in the Western horizon, where hard decisions can be made in solitude. Those with this star sign can expect to abandon something they want over what they see as something that’s more important. No matter how big or small, selflessness in this moment might prove to be valuable in the far-away future. While the short term will feel crushing, a Capricorn’s nature is always true, and karma always repays in time.
Aquarius
Aquarius is in the Southwestern horizon, far from anything entertaining going on in the rest of the cosmos. Those with this star sign can expect to be completely tired of their current state in the near future and to really need a break to get them out of the slump that is their life. Whether this is going on a vacation, joining a new activity, or just switching up the YouTube videos they watch while eating dinner, they will put a change to make their day more interesting. Whether this change will prove to be worth it will remain in the fog of tomorrow.
Pisces
Pisces is closest with Venus and Saturn, the former being the planet of love and passion, and the latter being the planet of logic and understanding. Those with this star sign can expect severe pressure to keep their head under drama of a romantic or relations’ sort. It may be difficult, but it will prove to be more rewarding to follow one’s head in this future scenario. If not, the consequences will most likely not be disastrous but will feel disastrous, which is probably worse.