So… you want to know what goes on… behind the scenes? You do? Well good, this is an entire unhinged list of quotes brought to you by the Tiger Tribune team! Warning: Context may or may not be provided…
So let’s start with one of my favorites… “DON’T EAT IT!” This may sound innocent, but behind this quote, one of our tribune members threatened to eat a piece of nasty candy off the floor. They know who they are.
-“ You talk in Times New Roman!” Paul, our wonderful author for the Tribune, may have or may have not taken offense to this…
-“ Ugh! You’re such a freshman!” Well sorry to all of the freshmen out there, but it seems you have a hater.
-“ Too many people are writing things down!” It’s… It’s the school newspaper…
-“ Mccabe did it!” You can probably think up a better context for this than what I can give you.
-” You guys go back to gossiping loudly now!” Do you think we actually do research? No, we go off of rumors alone.
-” Oh… so it’s… bribery?” This probably had something to do with Mr. Mccabes candy drawer that mysteriously shrinks when tribune meetings are in place…
-” Y’know… I’ve been sighing sadly a lot lately.” The same person who said this desperately wants a sad beard. If you know, you know.
-” In-tor-net.” There is no context…
-” OMG guys! Where are all of the markers going?!” We don’t use markers… why markers…?
– ” I am the most put-together person in this room right now! I deserve to be a blue-hat guy.” What a “blue-hat guy” is… maybe we will never know.
– And now a conversation between our editor Elaina and author Paul:
P: ”I’ll be the responsible person and throw this away…”
E: “That was a present. You threw away my present?!”
P: “It… it was the wrapper, Elaina.”
-“ He’s receding.” I think this was supposed to be about McCabe’s hairline…
-“ That’s for snorting. It’s snort cream.” It was just lotion… I don’t know how it came to this.
-“The bigger the forehead the less the memory,”
“That’s why I have bangs.”
-” Speaking of old men…” I don’t know if you want or need context for this one.
-” Foxes are skibidi Ohio.” I don’t even know what that means…
-” He’s yelling in lowercase. That’s impressive.”
-” Crashing out over crosswords” It was difficult to make this issue’s crosswords, to say the least. Canva is not kind.
-” I wore my lucky dinosaur shirt today. I don’t feel very lucky.” Dinosaur shirts are very lucky, didn’t you know?
-” Ryann… sometimes I love myself.” Me too. Me too man.
-” Just because you’re lactose intolerant, doesn’t mean you can’t browse the milk section.” Wise words? I guess?
-” Winchester… Shut. Up.” This is not a one-time quote. This is used quite often though, it is not very effective.
Bonus: Some pictures that really… how do I put it… capture the energy of our meetings…
